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Gangerolf is offline Gangerolf
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Right. I seem to have mixed up Denmark and Norway. Denmark does indeed have "real" troops there.

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Denmark

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NORWAY LUUVS THE TEROS!

No wonder though.. after their skiers are all doped up, this is the cold wake up call. Or maybe the figured out they already got oil?

Anyways. Norway. Yeah. It's a country.

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hmmmm

doped up skiers? nope, ca't think of any... NONE! Finland on the other hand, THE ENTIRE NATIONAL TEAM!11121!1!


oil? wtf are you talking about, there's no oil. it's all in your head.

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The difference is they got caught. Who caught them? We did. Your criminals are still free, because your gutless sport officials want to keep the good time rolling, the dirty money, drugs and prostitutes. This is all VERY well documented. Your national pride blocks your brains, you all know this, but because it's major thing, they couldn't could they? So you just don't even realize it when the FACTS are right in front of you and the whole world knows about it.
Our skiers were dishonest bunch of losers. But we set them straight. You don't see then anymore. Unlike your criminals, running free, and supporting the business that is corrupt, disgusting and sickening. And here you are, blindly defending it too. How does it feel? Taking it up the bum for crooks and dopers?

Plus, you love teros.

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Symbolism is the reason they came in, symbolism is the reason they go out.


But this is quite a morphing of symbolism. The troops were offered to help the Iraqi army get back on its feet and as a group project of NATO. They weren't combat troops. The troops were removed as if Norway had been paying tribute to the US. The implication is rather nasty.

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if they got their way the would leave nato and abolish the monarchy,


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Pekka, if believing that makes you feel better, whatever. Norway isn't a doping state like East Germany, USSR, Finland and countries like that. Taking it up the bum for the Russkies

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ok, except my butt doesn't hurt so I guess we didn't. I mean to talk like that, it makes me think you have a real hockey team. OOPS YOU DON'T!

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Screw hockey, let's hit the beach!

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Screw hockey, let's hit the beach!


Ehrm, couldn't you please "Winston" the right half of that pic - it's quite disturbing

Half on topic. I find it quite funny that if someone agrees on us policy, then they are kissing ass, while those that kisses the french ass and supports their economic goals are considered to make independent decisions.

On topic. I'm sorry for the norwegian people that for the next four years are stuck with a government that will ruin the country.

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Screw hockey, let's hit the beach!


Finally!

some monkey porn

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The Norwegians are out?

Jeez, maybe the Swedes were right. Those Norwegians really can't run their own country--take 'em back, Swedes!

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The Norwegians are out?

Jeez, maybe the Swedes were right. Those Norwegians really can't run their own country--take 'em back, Swedes!


That would be a bad idea - the swedes too can't run their country.

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Swedes, Norwegians... They're practically the same.

Finland > Swedenland > Norwayland > Sweden > Norway.

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Garrison Keillor: Today we are celebrating Norwegian Independence, the hundredth anniversary of it, May 1905. Norwegians of course have always been independent people, going back to the time when they discovered America — (SHIP RIGGING, BIG WAVES, TR VIKING SHOUT, COW HORN BLAST) — Leif Erikson — long before Christopher Columbus and his publicity machine set sail from Genoa with no idea of where they were going and stumbled onto some islands in the Caribbean — long before that Leif Erikson sailed along the shore of Canada and New England (Tim Russell VIKING TALK) and went back to Norway to recite his long saga about the trip... (TR VIKING RECITATION) —- in which he said that the New World was okay, not that bad, could have been worse, which discouraged emigration for eight-hundred years.

How did the Norwegians come under Swedish control? Well, they had been under Danish control, and compared to that, Swedish control didn't seem so bad. The Danes were cruel and arrogant, because they were under the illusion that they were really French. They were unbearable when they were drunk, which was most of the time. The Swedes were a large and slow-moving people who liked to count things (TR SWEDISH COUNTING) and organize their closets and organize committees and so they didn't have time to be oppressive. And so the Norwegians continued doing what they wanted to do, catching herring (SHIPS RIGGING, GULLS, TR NORSE SHOUTS) and playing the fiddle (Peter Ostroushko FIDDLE) and dancing and herding goats (GOATS) and skiing (TR NORSE, SKIING) until they woke up one day and said, Who are these foreigners with the lingonberries? Who invited them in? (TR NORSE BEWILDERMENT)

So the Norwegians spoke to God, who of course understands Norwegian and speaks it beautifully, and God sent down plagues upon the Swedes — he sent frogs (SFX) and flies (SFX) and then he gave them Strindberg and when that wasn't enough he gave them Ingmar Bergman — black and white movies in which people sit and do not communicate— (TR & Sue Scott SERIES OF SWEDISH MUTTERINGS) and finally, the Swedes let the Norwegians free — and the Norwegians hired an unemployed Danish prince to come up and be King because no Norwegian would ever want to be in that position — this is a decent and modest people, a good people, and we salute them on the anniversary of their Independence. Even as we thank the Swedes for oppressing them, which motivated so many Norwegians to come to America. They are in our midst, one of the very few ethnic groups in the country that enjoys jokes about itself. And so they are a treasure. Three cheers for Norway!

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q cubed, there you go my little friend! You are smarter than some other folks here..

duke, why why why, we have guys posting photos of some dude in ... well you saw that, we got people threatning and slanderdisizeing, we have.. I gave facts so I'm not close being banned. Only if TRUTH hurts that much, but then again I believe that is what would make me a martyr of some sort, proving my point. So no they won't ban me.

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@LOTM : Were the heck did you find that ? It's really funny

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I hope not, but arguing that their country is worthless without any proper evidence is hardly TRUTH. Sure, most Eritreans will agree with you that their infrastructure is basically f**ked, but that doesn't apply to most countries.

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LOTM, if your last post were not so long, it would be sig material

Norway should really be our colony. Let's invade and teach them the power of AT-4, Bill missiles and stealth ships!

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@LOTM : Were the heck did you find that ? It's really funny


prairie home companion web site;

heres the audiohttp://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2005/05/28/

it should be in segment 3.

How do folks LIVE without Prairie Home Companion?


(its radio variety show with a loose midwestern theme - the Keilor is from Minnesota - naturally theres a fair number of Scandinavian jokes - on Norwegian independnce day, when he had some traveling child classical musicians from Norway on, he couldnt resist)

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Go Sweden! It's about time we turn those NATO storages into hot and steaming Scandinavian drug crazed techno sex parties

No more war, all we need is SSDCTSP!

duke, oh and I have evidence, I have lots of it.

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Ehrm, couldn't you please "Winston" the right half of that pic - it's quite disturbing


I consider him GRANDMASTER COOL beyond any competition and I'm ready to prove it. 250+ MB of his pictures is arriving in your email, don't thank me, I was glad to help

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prairie home companion web site;

heres the audiohttp://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2005/05/28/

it should be in segment 3.

How do folks LIVE without Prairie Home Companion?


(its radio variety show with a loose midwestern theme - the Keilor is from Minnesota - naturally theres a fair number of Scandinavian jokes - on Norwegian independnce day, when he had some traveling child classical musicians from Norway on, he couldnt resist)

'
I really don't know how we survive without listening to Prairie Home Companion - I guess that we just do as good as we can

What's really fun is that denmark is accused to be french when the swdish king actually is french appointed by napoleon, and it's get even funnier when danes are accused of being drunk. If I'm not wrong, then Norway and Sweden are the countries in europe with the highest density of illegal destilleries

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yeah but you guys still are THE drunks. That's all you got.. drunks and legos.

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I find it quite funny that if someone agrees on us policy, then they are kissing ass, while those that kisses the french ass and supports their economic goals are considered to make independent decisions.


This decision was not about something where both options are equally attractive. This was choosing to walk on the sidewalk versus walking in the middle of the road, and most countries chose the sidewalk, which is expectable, but some followed the Americans (they are looking for a stolen car) to the middle of the road. Middle of the road is perilous, and you do it only if you have some interest in doing so.

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I consider him GRANDMASTER COOL beyond any competition and I'm ready to prove it. 250+ MB of his pictures is arriving in your email, don't thank me, I was glad to help


And as a similiar favour the same amount is going to you of this - enjoy.

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[ Comment removed from fear of Finnish Fatva ]

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At least have the decency to spell the name of our president correctly. That's the least you can do. Don't be such ignorant person.

 
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