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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:37
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The difference is they got caught. Who caught them? We did. Your criminals are still free, because your gutless sport officials want to keep the good time rolling, the dirty money, drugs and prostitutes. This is all VERY well documented. Your national pride blocks your brains, you all know this, but because it's major thing, they couldn't could they? So you just don't even realize it when the FACTS are right in front of you and the whole world knows about it.
Our skiers were dishonest bunch of losers. But we set them straight. You don't see then anymore. Unlike your criminals, running free, and supporting the business that is corrupt, disgusting and sickening. And here you are, blindly defending it too. How does it feel? Taking it up the bum for crooks and dopers?
Plus, you love teros.
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DanS
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Kickball Capital of the World
Jan 1970 time: 00:37
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quote: Originally posted by Colon
Symbolism is the reason they came in, symbolism is the reason they go out. |
But this is quite a morphing of symbolism. The troops were offered to help the Iraqi army get back on its feet and as a group project of NATO. They weren't combat troops. The troops were removed as if Norway had been paying tribute to the US. The implication is rather nasty.
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed
The Norwegians are out?
Jeez, maybe the Swedes were right. Those Norwegians really can't run their own country--take 'em back, Swedes! |
That would be a bad idea - the swedes too can't run their country.
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FUKCOV - Former United Kingdom Colony of Virginia
Dec 2000 time: 00:37
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Garrison Keillor: Today we are celebrating Norwegian Independence, the hundredth anniversary of it, May 1905. Norwegians of course have always been independent people, going back to the time when they discovered America — (SHIP RIGGING, BIG WAVES, TR VIKING SHOUT, COW HORN BLAST) — Leif Erikson — long before Christopher Columbus and his publicity machine set sail from Genoa with no idea of where they were going and stumbled onto some islands in the Caribbean — long before that Leif Erikson sailed along the shore of Canada and New England (Tim Russell VIKING TALK) and went back to Norway to recite his long saga about the trip... (TR VIKING RECITATION) —- in which he said that the New World was okay, not that bad, could have been worse, which discouraged emigration for eight-hundred years.
How did the Norwegians come under Swedish control? Well, they had been under Danish control, and compared to that, Swedish control didn't seem so bad. The Danes were cruel and arrogant, because they were under the illusion that they were really French. They were unbearable when they were drunk, which was most of the time. The Swedes were a large and slow-moving people who liked to count things (TR SWEDISH COUNTING) and organize their closets and organize committees and so they didn't have time to be oppressive. And so the Norwegians continued doing what they wanted to do, catching herring (SHIPS RIGGING, GULLS, TR NORSE SHOUTS) and playing the fiddle (Peter Ostroushko FIDDLE) and dancing and herding goats (GOATS) and skiing (TR NORSE, SKIING) until they woke up one day and said, Who are these foreigners with the lingonberries? Who invited them in? (TR NORSE BEWILDERMENT)
So the Norwegians spoke to God, who of course understands Norwegian and speaks it beautifully, and God sent down plagues upon the Swedes — he sent frogs (SFX) and flies (SFX) and then he gave them Strindberg and when that wasn't enough he gave them Ingmar Bergman — black and white movies in which people sit and do not communicate— (TR & Sue Scott SERIES OF SWEDISH MUTTERINGS) and finally, the Swedes let the Norwegians free — and the Norwegians hired an unemployed Danish prince to come up and be King because no Norwegian would ever want to be in that position — this is a decent and modest people, a good people, and we salute them on the anniversary of their Independence. Even as we thank the Swedes for oppressing them, which motivated so many Norwegians to come to America. They are in our midst, one of the very few ethnic groups in the country that enjoys jokes about itself. And so they are a treasure. Three cheers for Norway!
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VetLegion
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quote: I find it quite funny that if someone agrees on us policy, then they are kissing ass, while those that kisses the french ass and supports their economic goals are considered to make independent decisions. |
This decision was not about something where both options are equally attractive. This was choosing to walk on the sidewalk versus walking in the middle of the road, and most countries chose the sidewalk, which is expectable, but some followed the Americans (they are looking for a stolen car) to the middle of the road. Middle of the road is perilous, and you do it only if you have some interest in doing so.
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VetLegion
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[ Comment removed from fear of Finnish Fatva ]
Last edited by VetLegion on 17-09-2005 at 02:45
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