09-03-2002 07:52									#271
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*** walks in for one last time tonight before going out with one of my friends to a real nightclub ***

*** orders and drinks a Smirnoff Ice as part of a warm-up before going out ***

	09-03-2002 11:01									#272
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**tia comes back in from the back**

Smirnoff Ice???? Isn't that a wossy drink?

	09-03-2002 12:30									#273
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I do not care if people see it as a wussy drink or not. I like it.

But the truth is, it does have more alcohol per bottle than a bottle of beer.

As for my night out -- it was fun, as usual with one of my friends. I talked with this hot waiter who went around doling out shots. He lied down on his back, on a pool table, and I paid him a couple of bucks, and did a body shot on his chest.

That basically means I slurped up a spilled jello shot from his upper body. The drag show was ok -- I'm not too crazy about that, but my friend enjoyed it.

Anyway, I will be back in the coffee house tomorrow without a hangover, though.

	09-03-2002 17:22									#274
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Did it.

Ironman.

UGH.

9 hours of work, 12 hours of driving from florida and back.

I'm going to bed....this cat's tired.

-=Vel=-

	09-03-2002 17:49									#275
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Ugh. Vel, go get some sleep. That's some nasty drive time.

	09-03-2002 18:19									#276
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Vel~

Glad to see you got home ok. You should have hung out at the beach for a day and driven home tonight... Lots of things going on there this weekend! Whatever..I'm glad you're home safe.

Ish

	09-03-2002 19:39									#277
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*awakes*

top 4 threads in the OT: Ah thread, Bugs thread, Stefu thread, Lancer thread. The Coffee Shop and a "Poke fun at Dookie" thread in the top 10 too.
Could it be funnier?

*steals Mr Fun's Smirnoff Ice*

	09-03-2002 22:17									#278
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat *awakes* top 4 threads in the OT: Ah thread, Bugs thread, Stefu thread, Lancer thread. The Coffee Shop and a "Poke fun at Dookie" thread in the top 10 too. Could it be funnier? *steals Mr Fun's Smirnoff Ice*

*** smiles and chuckles to himself when he realizes that Immortal Wombat fell for the trick -- he took the fake Smirnoff Ice instead of my real one -- the fake one is loaded with my patented hysterical-laughing potion ***

	09-03-2002 22:47									#279
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**smacks Mr. Fun for making everyone laugh this early in the morning**

I've got a 5 heads ache!! So keep it down until the medicine kicks in boys or it isn't going to be a very pretty picture

UUUghhhhhhhh could someone go to the kitchen and get me an ice pack please.......

**tia lays down on the bar** UUughhhhhhhh ok just give me a minute.

Vel ~ nice to see you made it back safely.....I worry about you boys when you do silly things like that. It's not nice to mess with a 5 headed dragon...........well actually it is

	09-03-2002 23:04									#280
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Tia~ here's the ice pack -- anything else you need?

Ish

	09-03-2002 23:21									#281
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**takes ice pack**

Ahhh.........that will doe nicely for a while. Just keep the noise down for a few minutes while I recover or I'll have to pull out my special weapon I purchased last night!

	09-03-2002 23:37									#282
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Ok guys....you heard the lady...keep it down til she recovers!! Don't force me to send for BW!

Tia~ as soon as you're up to it...let's see the new toy!!

	10-03-2002 00:08									#283
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::walks in::

Hey Barkeep, gimme a Rum 'n Coke!

	10-03-2002 00:28									#284
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Lonestar....sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh--Tia's resting...
I'll get the R & C for ya...just keep it down...

	10-03-2002 02:46									#285
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*laughs*

*smacks Mr Fun REALLY REALLY HARD*

*steals real Smirnoff*

*runs from Tia and her new weapon*

	10-03-2002 02:54									#286
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**Tia jumps down off the bar looking around for the idiot who screamed!**

Lonestar........I should have known!

**Tia pulls out her knew toy**

Lonestar do you see this?

**Tia points to a small button in the handle of her new baseball bat**

Lonestar: No.....I can't tell what it is??

Well then come a bit closer to get a better look.

**Lonestar moves in closer**

**Tia pushes the button**

**kkkassshhuuuuunkkk**

**out pops a rotating razor sharp 4 pronged blade**

HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**wooooooooooooshhhh**

**Lonestar's right arm lops off**

Now for the other one!

	10-03-2002 03:02									#287
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WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???!!!!

*looks around..sees Tia with a block of ice on her head..MF and Lonestar are strangling eachother...Vel &Ishie are necking in the corner..IM and Kass are playing battleship*


GOD you people are boring as helll* rips off tear away shirt to reveal a tank top and spandex pants* Okat Tia Hit the showers apparently you need a break


BW: WHAT CN I GET WHO???

Mrfun you look marvelous as always...but I am afriad i have something bad to tell you..something you may hate me for!!!!! I happen to think Kaak is a very nice man...you just got sucked into his troll theard is all


MF: GIRL you must be crazy..that man is no good

BW: He really IS....(pause) GOOOODDDD

*makes herself two tequila shots and downs them in 2 seconds flat!!!*

	10-03-2002 03:06									#288
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Where did the subject of Kaak come from?

Blackwidow, I like you here on Apolyton -- whether or not you like Kaak. So I do not care either way what you think of him.

Anyway, I just got done splashing a bucket of freezing water onto Immortal Wombat. WATER FIGHT

	10-03-2002 03:07									#289
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*pulls out a grenade launcher and fires it at IW*

A-8.

	10-03-2002 03:11									#290
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Oh it was an earlier post someone else had said for you not toflame them cause they WEREn'T KAak


OHHHH NEVERMIND.

MF: not paying attention throws a bucket of water on IW..but IW has his water force feild on and the water bounces off and lands on MF who is wearing a white t SHIRT.


The water hit him and his nipples grow 5 sizes bigger

BW: HOLY SCHNIZTLE MRFUN..I never knew!!!!

*takes 2 more shots* HAHAHAHA BIG EDIT

	10-03-2002 03:15									#291
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It's all in your imagination, hon. So how much DID you have to drink BEFORE coming in here??

	10-03-2002 03:15									#292
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Did someone say water fight??!!!

**pulls out cardboard box from behind bar filled with water balloons**

Come on kassiopeia.........bring that launcher over here and lets soak the place

	10-03-2002 03:16									#293
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*goes up to Kass and IW and kicks the battleship board off the table*

That's what I think of you two.......There will be no board games in my place..you wanna play a game PLAY STRIP POKER!!!

	10-03-2002 03:19									#294
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun It's all in your imagination, hon. So how much DID you have to drink BEFORE coming in here??

Counts on hands..then takes of shoes and counts toes....

MR. FUN I don't really drink..IT'S ALL IN MY IMAGNATION *wink wink* In real life I am QUITE BORING!!!!! I make tooo much sense and people don't like my straight forwardness..AT LEAST HERE I CAN BE A DRUNKIN DUMBA$$!!!! * BEEELLLCCCCHHH***


@ more shots PLEASE

	10-03-2002 03:21									#295
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cool

	10-03-2002 03:27									#296
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Water fighting? Hahaa, have I spent my time on that hobby when I was a little kid. I still have a Super Soaker 500 stored here somewhere.

	10-03-2002 03:30									#297
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**slides Blackie her two shots**

Find that super soaker!! I'm just in the mood!

	10-03-2002 03:37									#298
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VENOM enters and being the unsophisticated @$$hole that he is pulls out his pecker

VM: I GOT YOUR SUPERSOAKER RIGHT HERE TIA!!!

TIA:


BW: OOHH ****..I'm getting out here...runs for cover

	10-03-2002 03:45									#299
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OHhhhh no you don't !! Not without me!! I'm not going to stay here and look at that!

**Tia runs into the kitchen**

	10-03-2002 03:47									#300
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Venom pulls it out and it turns outto be the size of BW'S pinky...

TIA: You don't have pinkies

BW: EXACTLY....

TIA& BW: LAUGH THEIR @$$ES OFFFF