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Samuel Johnson
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Camel Hussein calls for a special session of the U.N. Security Council to address the Greek problem.
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Samuel Johnson
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My Dearest American Friend Mr. D-i-c-k Gephardt,
We are very worried about the radioactive clouds that seem to have appeared over our Turkish horizon since your recent attack on our neighbors in Greece.
While we realize your great country is recovering from similar attacks by the misguided Greece, we were wondering if you have any suggestions. We note that if we better understood Nuclear Power, we might be able to develop the means to better handle this radiation plague. We also wonder if you might introduce us to the wonders of Ecology and Recycling so we can have a cleaner country. We also offer to participate in any "clean-up" efforts north of us that you may need to do in order to find the source of the evil that befall your country. Our infantry and artillery would submit to your command and are massed on the Greek border - they are a bit miffed at having to wear the MOPP gear, however.
Your Friend in Peace,
Camel Hussein
P.S. Uday is okay - but I am afraid he will be laid up for a year or so.
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Samuel Johnson
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Our request for the U.N. security council meeting still stands. The evil attack on the United Nations building has not abrogated the 1945 charter according to our wise men.
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Samuel Johnson
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My Dearest D-I-C-K,
If America chooses to lead a coalition to deal with Greece, subject to U.N. Security Council approval, we would be glad to offer our meager military forces in assistance. My parliment agrees with me. However, we do need some sort of compensation for the radiation that is flowing into our country. Whether it comes from Greece or the people who attacked Greece with nuclear weapons matters little to us. Fair compensation would be the transferrence of technology to help us in the clean-up and understanding of radioactivity.
With Respect,
The REPUBLIC of Iraq
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Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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can I get some map recognition for my Greek invasion?
To All: BEER is spearheading a campaign to destroy the Axis of Evil, and all of its supporters. I have stopped any form of trade with Greece, and have hindered China by stopping my shipments for their former aid in my conquest of Germany.
To Free France: I am issuing an apology for the invasion of the former Italian dictator, and Greece, rest assured, Paris is being cleaned up, and the people are not being mistreated in any way. The Axis of Evil is the Enemy now, I hope you realize this.
To Greece: Should you refuse to end this Axis of Evil, I will begin sowing your fields with salt.
To China: Your declaration of war has made you nothing short of Warmongering Vermin, prepare for WAR!! (hehe, I've always wanted to say that  )
To Britain: Thank you for joining the Warsaw Pact. I am sorry for the evil which Greece has wrought upon you unprovoked, please aid me with naval power to Blocade Madagascar, so a revolution may happen, and prevent further Greek evils from plagueing this world.
To Canada: Your financing of most of my new military production to destroy greece is most appreciated, I hope our friendship grows.
The Army of BEER advances into Greece another 1/3 of the way, taking control of the radioactive Uranium mines, Greece is now a shadow of it's former self.
The Airforce of beer begins Air superiority missions throughout Greece to assure that no "hidden" missiles will be launched.
BEER No longer recognizes China as a viable nation, only as a rebellious Colony of Canada's which must be squashed out of rebellion.
BEER gives it's full approval to the Russian Rebellion in Zululand.
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SKILORD
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Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:19
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President John Paul stood on the bow of the great battleship, The Redeemer
"Today My countrymen we meet to prepare the next stage of our attacks on the Axis of evil. The Nation of Madagascar, formerly a Zulu province has been taken by the greek dogs, we are here to liberate it, as however the zulu are on the brink of destruction, we shall keep it canadian untuil such a time as it has sufficient infrastructure for self goverment. (plus it's hard enough finding players anyway)"
The offensive was sweeping, with greek troops trying desperately to defend Greece, there were'n't enough to defend the distand lands under her control, Madagascar fell quickly.
(that's how a war works, keep it real please)
Beijing, the site of the Chinese plans for ballistic missiles, was demolished by a ballistic missile, the Canadian president claims that he was only trying to help their researcch by showing them what one could do. A new attack was made in southern China, hopefully eventually there will be a "pincer' effect.
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Cap'n Crunch
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Portugal
May 2002
time: 05:19
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Not only does greece refuse to end the Axis of Evil alliance she also begins supporting suicide bombers in the cities of your pathetic empires. Warsaw's citiczens are dying by the hundred as are thoise through out the world, everyone will pay untuil, and after peace should i not win! Stronger and Stronger bombs are being strapped to them, i reccomend that you surrender!
To Canada:
One day Madagascar will be mine again!
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15-05-2002 02:44
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oops. they didn't destroy our president
... 10 minutes latter in the great discussion on his portable pink labtop
Its has been decided!!!! The British will join Warsaw. The generals decided that the more allies the better The leader 's only complaint or worry was only that they might not have pink labtops..
said (I've gotten bored already time to nuke 
how does war work???) "yes it is well time to get ready for nukes and war on insanly and crazily stupid GRECE
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