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Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
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Britney Speers wants to have sex with Ja Rule?! really?

A: All threads lead to sex
Q: Japher visiting Ming and...
A: San Jose, CA

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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Dec 2002
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Q: What was Godwin's initial law, before beta testing showed it to be incorrect?
A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.

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Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Mar 1999
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A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.
Q: how long Japher has been fantasizing about a former member of the Clinton Administration

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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A: All threads lead to sex


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Q: Japher visiting Ming and...
A: San Jose, CA


Q: Where do I live?
A: Buttplug!

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Q: What was Godwin's initial law, before beta testing showed it to be incorrect?
A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.


Q: What do I have to keep in for that long?
A: Buttplug!

Edit:GO with Speers...

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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Acutally, he has no answer.

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Mar 1999
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A: Buttplug
Q: Ate too much polish food? Time to get...
A: Jesus Christ

Drogue is offline Drogue
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Oct 2002
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A: Jesus Christ

Q: Is that my tongue, or a knife?
A: Life is for...

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Q: Death is five...
A: Spanky the Wonder-Monkey

Adagio is offline Adagio

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Jun 2001
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Q: What was that game of yours called?
A: EtEllerAndetUnderligtNoget

Combat Ingrid is offline Combat Ingrid
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Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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Q: What was that game of yours called?
A: EtEllerAndetUnderligtNoget


Q: Why didn't Danish become the leading world language?
A: A blue dress with pink elephants.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Q: Why didn't Danish become the leading world language?
A: A blue dress with pink elephants.


Q: What was Starchild's last wardrobe choice?
A: Beethoven's last movement.

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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A: Beethoven's last movement.


Q: What was the last thing Wolfgang flushed down the toilet?
A: My Big Head

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Q: Hey Japher, what's that up your ass?
A: Six and a half pepper mills

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Edit: damn.

Q: What's better than six pepper mills?
A: The evil-looking squirrel outside my window.

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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A: The evil-looking squirrel outside my window.


Q: What does Immortal Wombat look like?
A: Just pull it out and stick it in your mouth

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Q: What's said to Asher on an almost daily basis?
A: Benito Mussolini

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Q: What did you say to that girl who just hit you?
Q: Who is Boris trying to impersonate?
A: 15,000 bikinies.

Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
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Q: What's said to Asher on an almost daily basis?
A: Benito Mussolini


Q: Is that a bat ? No it's...
A: The OTHER left!


Edit: Damn it!

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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quote:
A: 15,000 bikinies.


Q: What's better than 15,001 bikinies?
A: No bikinie

quote:
A: The OTHER left!


Q: What did you say?
A: No bikinie

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Q: Why was Japher refused admission to the transvestite beach?
A: The potato in his underwear

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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how'd ya know?

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Q: What is Boris' most prized possession?
A: He danced, danced, danced.

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Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q: What did he do when he got rabies?

A: Spam.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Q: What is this thread?
A: A trip to the laundromat.

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Q: the most boring sit-com ever was based on...
A: It blew a fuse.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q: What does it do in it's spare time?

A: Frozzy

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Q: Who is Boris stalking?
A: Carbon-based lifeforms.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q: Who are Apolytoners?

A: Warwick 1B5 Exercise Book

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Aug 2001
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Q: So what exactly crushed IW to death?
A: An empty glass.

 
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