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Drogue is offline Drogue
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Omnipresent conscience
Oct 2002
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Q: What will I be using if I don't get the grades for Oxford
A: A bowl of petunias

Edit: Dammit, beaten too it

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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me too.

Q: Not again?
A: 11 hours to go
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q how long until another threat to bush is found?

A: Dog turd
Drogue is offline Drogue
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Oct 2002
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A: 11 hours to go

Q: What does this remind you of?
A: An enlarged slice of lemon, next to a line drawing of a creature of sorts, discussing the world.

Edit: Not again

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Q: What did you see on the street that finally convinced you you were going insane?
A: A mobile phone.
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
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Q: Who is MarkG?

A: A candy-man who is possesed by demonic rabbits and has a quintessential taste for English tea.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Q: Describe DBTS
A: erm
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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Q: Uhm?
A: Ahh!
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q: What was the sound when Markos first found out how to ban someone?

A: Settler II
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Q: What goes down more often than my girlfriend?
A: Bourbon.
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
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Q: Best biscuits in the west?

A: Fez
Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Mar 1999
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Q: Who looks good in a dress while dancing to the tango?

A: Horny Men
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Q: 10% of Apolyton are Gay ______ ___

A: Flat-feet
Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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May 2001
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Q: 10% of Apolyton are Gay ______ ___

A: Flat-feet


Q: why didn't my dad go into the military?

A: 7.827 testicles
orange is offline orange
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Feb 2000
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Q: What caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs?
A: Two turn tables and a microphone
orange is offline orange
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ok...my question was definitely geared towards the "flat feet" Answer...but it still works...i think...
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quote:
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ok...my question was definitely geared towards the "flat feet" Answer...but it still works...i think...

wicked X-post, eh?
Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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A: Two turn-tables and a microphone

Q: What is all Orange needs to make 'beautiful music' with his hand?

A: Lotion
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Q: Which product did Kleenex recently start producing?

A: Asian Top Gear
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quote:
Q: What is all Orange needs to make 'beautiful music' with his hand?

A: Lotion


This works

Kalius is offline Kalius
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quote:
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This works


Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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aint that the point though? to have the questions make sense for both the previous answer and your own? thats part of the humour i thought...
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Nov 2001
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Q: What caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs?
A: Two turn tables and a microphone



Q: How Senator Joe Lieberman plan to get his message to the people to win the Democratic presidential nomination?

A: Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep.
SpencerH is offline SpencerH
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Feb 2002
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Q. Where do Boris's posts on classical music send you?

A. To find the original cast of Oklahoma.
Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's your life-long mission?
A: Dancing tango with your ants
Monk is offline Monk
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I don't think we're in Brønshøj anymore
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Ingrid,

What kind of crusade is this? You remind me of Ernst-Hugo Jähregaard on top of the Copenhagen hospital.
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Chieftain
Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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Ingrid,

What kind of crusade is this? You remind me of Ernst-Hugo Jähregaard on top of the Copenhagen hospital.


"Dansk-Jävlar!!!"

Looking back at my posts in this thread, I realize I may have sounded like our beloved Ernst-Hugo. It wasn't really my intention, sorry

Japher is offline Japher
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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quote:
A: Dancing tango with your ants


A: What would Japher be doing if he were 1 inch tall?
B: Looking in on the Girls Shower
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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Q: What do straight men do in the bathrooms when not reading newspapers on the toilet?

A: He's on the par with President George W. Bush.
Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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quote:
A: He's on the par with President George W. Bush.


Q: How's Pee-wee Herman doing?
A: He's gotta handful of goo
 
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