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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Q: Why isn't Japher allowed to the dinner table?
A: Barbie and a handful of cash.
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Nov 2002
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Q: What's 'obfuscate' in faux German?
A: Kittenshittenflingen.
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Jun 2002
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Q: WHAT is Japher's favorite past-time?
A: Chattin' on poly
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GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
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q: why does japher like tilt steeering wehels in carS?

A: MORE HEADSROOM !!
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Nov 2002
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Q: If Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz get married, who takes whose name?
A: MONKEY!
Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
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YOU PEOPLE RUINED IT!
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Oct 2001
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Q: If Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz get married, who takes whose name?
A: MONKEY!


Q: What does Albert Speer spank more than his girlfriend's booty?

A: Mayonnaise, a cucumber and two grapefruits.
Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
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Q: Are you happy to see me or is that _______ in your pants?

A: Kaiser Sose
Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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Q: What does G.W.Bush's wife call him, when they're alone?

A: The Bacon drink
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Feb 2002
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Q. What's a healthy alternative to milk?

A. A Pink Lady
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Nov 2000
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Q: Who is the Pink Panther's wife?

A: a stupid teacher
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Oct 2001
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Q: How did you lot all manage to get so stupid?

A: Solvent abuse
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Q. What's it called if you hump a bottle of liquid paper?

A. Mike Hunt and one Hugh Janus.
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Feb 2002
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Q. How did Bill refer to Monica and Hilary in that interview?

A. Hot and cold.
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Oct 2001
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Q: How did they blow?

A: Like a whale.
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Oct 2001
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Q: How did they blow?

A: Like a whale.



Q: Monica Lewinsky was very....?

A: Into Ann Coulter's gusset.
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Oct 2001
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Q: Almost 23% of the cotton produced globally every year goes into...?

A: The search for intelligent life on the web.
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Jun 2001
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Q: Other word for "Mission Impossible"?

A: blackouts on Mars
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Dec 2000
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Q: According to a recent interview, what does epileptic astronaut Dave Todger fear the most?

A: Rabid hamsters.
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Ming on rakastajani
May 1999
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Q: What's the strangest secret unit in CtP2?
A: Apolyton Moderators.
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Feb 2002
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Q. Who were named "most likely to be secret cross-dressers" in a recent apolyton poll?

A. The Finns
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Q: Which nationality come out on top of most quality of living and innate evilness level polls?

A: The rotting remains of a chicken
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Jun 2002
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A: The rotting remains of a chicken


Q: What's the most famous dish hailing from Mingapulco?
A: Deep Fried Egos
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Oct 2001
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Q: What's the most salient feature of the current Bush regime?

A: The huge amount of horse crap generated.
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Aug 2002
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Q: What is amazing about the Apolyton OTF?

A: Foot-fetish
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's the title of your next thread?

A: When Snowwhite met Saddam
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Feb 2002
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Q. Whats was the most popular childrens story in Iraq?


A. 1001 Arabian nights.
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Aug 2001
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Q: What's this week's Bush Administration projection for how long we will need to be in Iraq?

A: So long it hurts.
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Nov 2000
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Q: What is one of things gay men brag about when discussing stats in online hookups?

A: It helps you relax after going crazy over Savaized and Fezzed threads.
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