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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000 time: 07:31
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Am I the only one here that thinks that God, as depicted by Ben Kenobi, is a complete a55hole?
Here's a guy who says (to gays among others): "Okay, here's the deal: I'm going to lay down a list of rules I want you to obey, but then I'm going to create you in such a way as to be predisposed to break those rules. Then, you get to live for what is, to me, a mere moment, after which I'll see how you did with those rules, then consign you forever to either everlasting bliss or everlasting torment. And why am I doing this? Because even though I'm the all-powerful Lord of the Universe and you, by contrast, are nothing, I get really pissy if you don't revere me and do exactly as I say."
This is the guy I'm supposed to worship -- according to some versions of monotheism, with perpetual prayer? F*ck that. That's not God; that's a middle-school bully, and one that doesn't even have the advantage of being undeniably real.
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Ben Kenobi
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McGregornobi!
Oct 2002 time: 21:31
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Rufus:
Here's the alternatives.
1. People are born with a fixed sexual orientation and stay that way for the rest of their life.
2. People start with no fixed sexual orientation, and pick which one they like.
I think that my predisposition hypothesis does a better job than either of these.
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Okay, here's the deal: I'm going to lay down a list of rules I want you to obey, but then I'm going to create you in such a way as to be predisposed to break those rules. Then, you get to live for what is, to me, a mere moment, after which I'll see how you did with those rules, then consign you forever to either everlasting bliss or everlasting torment.
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I think the key is in this part of the statement.
"a mere moment."
Yes, it is impossible for anyone to not sin in their time on Earth, but this too shall pass. Fortunately, for us, God judges us not on how we compare with others, but on how well we do with what we have. If you have a particularly rotten temperment, and yet you resist temptation, God understands the pain that you are currently suffering.
The key is to remind yourself, that our time on Earth passes away in a mere moment compared to our eternal reward. Things that seem to have a great hold on us in the short term, suddenly seem much less rewarding from the perspective of eternity.
Secondly, you are very right, that this God is cruel, since none of us can meet his law. This is why it is necessary for Christ to redeem each one of us, so that believing him, we receive salvation.
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Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999 time: 22:31
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Am I the only one here that thinks that God, as depicted by Ben Kenobi, is a complete a55hole?
Here's a guy who says (to gays among others): "Okay, here's the deal: I'm going to lay down a list of rules I want you to obey, but then I'm going to create you in such a way as to be predisposed to break those rules. Then, you get to live for what is, to me, a mere moment, after which I'll see how you did with those rules, then consign you forever to either everlasting bliss or everlasting torment. And why am I doing this? Because even though I'm the all-powerful Lord of the Universe and you, by contrast, are nothing, I get really pissy if you don't revere me and do exactly as I say."
This is the guy I'm supposed to worship -- according to some versions of monotheism, with perpetual prayer? F*ck that. That's not God; that's a middle-school bully, and one that doesn't even have the advantage of being undeniably real. |

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Elok
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Land of Ramen Dragons
Mar 2003 time: 00:31
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Eh, if you're going to get all spiritual-angsty, why don't you ask why God made people who are predisposed to more serious and obvious vices, like sociopaths, voyeurs, kleptos, sexual arsonists or child molesters? Why would he make people with bad tempers, or babies with heroin addictions? Variety? Idunno. This is usually where the devil comes into the argument. Barring that, it may be worth noting that many mental disorders(I'm not saying homosexuality is one, this is a metaphor) have advantages and disadvantages. A Christian might say that God made these people with INCREDIBLE fashion sense, and they perverted their gift for evil ends. [/Casual devil's advocate]
C'mon, raise sensible objections, people.
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Jack_www
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Am I the only one here that thinks that God, as depicted by Ben Kenobi, is a complete a55hole?
Here's a guy who says (to gays among others): "Okay, here's the deal: I'm going to lay down a list of rules I want you to obey, but then I'm going to create you in such a way as to be predisposed to break those rules. Then, you get to live for what is, to me, a mere moment, after which I'll see how you did with those rules, then consign you forever to either everlasting bliss or everlasting torment. And why am I doing this? Because even though I'm the all-powerful Lord of the Universe and you, by contrast, are nothing, I get really pissy if you don't revere me and do exactly as I say."
This is the guy I'm supposed to worship -- according to some versions of monotheism, with perpetual prayer? F*ck that. That's not God; that's a middle-school bully, and one that doesn't even have the advantage of being undeniably real. |
God did not create humans inperfect. The first 2 humans were perfect, but sin and pass that on to the rest of us. THat is why we have the problems we have and humans are imperfect, not because God decided to play games with humans.
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Jon Miller
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I don't (And my denomination doesn't, I beleive) beleive in eternal suffering either
Jon Miller
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Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002 time: 00:31
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Am I the only one here that thinks that God, as depicted by Ben Kenobi, is a complete a55hole?
Here's a guy who says (to gays among others): "Okay, here's the deal: I'm going to lay down a list of rules I want you to obey, but then I'm going to create you in such a way as to be predisposed to break those rules. Then, you get to live for what is, to me, a mere moment, after which I'll see how you did with those rules, then consign you forever to either everlasting bliss or everlasting torment. And why am I doing this? Because even though I'm the all-powerful Lord of the Universe and you, by contrast, are nothing, I get really pissy if you don't revere me and do exactly as I say."
This is the guy I'm supposed to worship -- according to some versions of monotheism, with perpetual prayer? F*ck that. That's not God; that's a middle-school bully, and one that doesn't even have the advantage of being undeniably real. |
I always liked the Neoplatonists solution to this. I wish it had caught on at the time through their influence on Christians, but alas no.
They think that God is limited in the materials he has to work with, which explains the limitations of the sensible world and our predilection for doing bad things.
Anyway, if people are naturally bad but capable of being good through an act of will, what's the problem. Presumably there wouldn't be any point to this world if everyone was created such that they could not help but be good. That would remove any moral significance from our decisions.
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