31-05-2005 22:39									#91
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When I was 13 I went to a hairdresser that used to stick her pert and ample boobs in your face. It was great. I reckon she did it to increase custom.

	31-05-2005 23:00									#92
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quote: I wonder how many women could have possibly be interested in me and I was too stupid to notice.

Tons. Not to insult you, but if you dont know how to read the signs you're missing out on a lot. I tell mostly through body language, its not like I have a set rule book or anything, it just comes naturaly to me. As has been suggested before in this thread, you just got to ask them out. You never ask, you never know, you never know you go ****ing bonkers wondering, day dreaming, and masturbating.

And dont think for a minute that being ugly will ruin your chances. Looks plays an important part to start with, but not the most important part. You will find that many women are attracted to the same things many men are, they look for happiness and confidence above all else. And even though you might be swallowing your tongue when you try to ask someone out they'll forgive it because chances are they dont have the cajones to ask anyone out themselves.

	31-05-2005 23:04									#93
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pheromones can't hurt either

	31-05-2005 23:27									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Japher pheromones can't hurt either

I don't think I have those

	31-05-2005 23:30									#95
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I don't think I have those

Sweat baby, sweat.
(but make sure you take a good shower before hand)

	31-05-2005 23:31									#96
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one thing I forgot to mention in the original post was a few other incidents.

Just the other night some girls in a car were trying to get my attention. I was driving by and they were yelling something. And then when they were behind me they kept flashing their lights. I thought something was wrong with my car (you know how people flash their lights at you when your lights aren't working). I'm not sure what they wanted. I figured they might want to kill me, so I didn't bother talking to them.

I had this happen before. A girl asked me to roll down my window. I actually talked with them a bit. But it's kind of awkward to talk to women across a busy roadway. We were at a stoplight, but that didn't make things any easier.

I figured they were just ****ing with me. Like girls who would come up to me and pretend to be interested in me when I was in jr. high school. They do it just for laughs and to tease me.

and I don't hate girls (despite them tormenting me when I was in jr. high), I don't know why people think that. In fact my problem is I love women too much. I place too much importance on being with a woman. I should be happy being single.

	31-05-2005 23:39									#97
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quote: Originally posted by aneeshm I usually get these reactions from almost every girl I interact with after about five to fifteen minutes ( except that the girls are usually shy , not embarassed ) . WTF ?

maybe it's because your hot and don't know it.




Seriously Diss, if you feel something for a girl I'd say go for it. That zzap feeling usually means something more dude. But if you feel like their flirting w/you and you don't feel anything for them, I'd say trust your gut.

Or just flirt back. Gives practice and the women will start to wonder "what's up with this guy?" and start to engage you more trying to figure you out....at least you'll get their attention and they'll be thinking about you.

But just don't be a v-tease.

	01-06-2005 00:06									#98
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My cousin met his wife while cruising.

Of course she's now crazy and has filed criminal charges against my innocent cousin.

Still, at least he got some.

	01-06-2005 00:19									#99
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Here's a question proper for this magnificent forum of gallant gentlemen.

So here the story goes:

I am asked to deliver a huge plant ( a small tree, really ) to this appartment. As with every delivery, I get exact adress and a phone number. As I see the name and surname of the recipient, I get immidiately that this is one of my fellow Russian Expats/Repats. So I get out of the car, enter the building, where I see this sweet young thing in an army uniform, and with big-ass yet somewhat see-thru designer sunglasses, waiting for the elevator together with me. I immideately ask her what floor is appartment no.X at. She stares at me somewhat surprised, and answers me. We enter the elevator, and then she asks me who the flowers are adressed to. I reply, and immidiately ask her whether she's 'alpha', the sender. ( the card said "to mom bla bla bla thanks for being awesom). She says that she's 'beta', and 'alpha''s her sister.

So, we get together to the door, and her dad (?) opens up the door. He's slightly surprised to see me together with his(?) daughter. She thanks me very kindly and gives me a nice tip. I say thanks, and goodbye.

Now, I have her phone number - will the 'flower delivery dude' calling her be too creepy?

	01-06-2005 00:23									#100
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quote: Originally posted by boann there is some good advice here but ill tell you that i think honestly that she was just doing her job. as a beautician shes trained to be friendly. she was successful in making you want to come back to her again. which is the whole point in being friendly while cutting hair. anyone that is trained properly can cut hair... but its the friendly conversation and feeling of caring that makes a person want to come back. i would not take that too personal. this is true of anyone in a service position.

yeah you are probably right.

	01-06-2005 00:25									#101
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You have her address... Deliver her some flowers, not you personally if you can help it, because that would be creepy.

	01-06-2005 00:25									#102
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one call and asking her out .. is not creepy..
only if she says no and you call again or
show up at her door.... now that would be creepy.

	01-06-2005 00:28									#103
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quote: yeah you are probably right.

you never really know for sure until you ask though

	01-06-2005 01:08									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Az Here's a question proper for this magnificent forum of gallant gentlemen. So here the story goes: I am asked to deliver a huge plant ( a small tree, really ) to this appartment. As with every delivery, I get exact adress and a phone number. As I see the name and surname of the recipient, I get immidiately that this is one of my fellow Russian Expats/Repats. So I get out of the car, enter the building, where I see this sweet young thing in an army uniform, and with big-ass yet somewhat see-thru designer sunglasses, waiting for the elevator together with me. I immideately ask her what floor is appartment no.X at. She stares at me somewhat surprised, and answers me. We enter the elevator, and then she asks me who the flowers are adressed to. I reply, and immidiately ask her whether she's 'alpha', the sender. ( the card said "to mom bla bla bla thanks for being awesom). She says that she's 'beta', and 'alpha''s her sister. So, we get together to the door, and her dad (?) opens up the door. He's slightly surprised to see me together with his(?) daughter. She thanks me very kindly and gives me a nice tip. I say thanks, and goodbye. Now, I have her phone number - will the 'flower delivery dude' calling her be too creepy?

Legally, the way you have obtained her phone number.... is not for you to use for that kind of stuff What I mean is just be careful if you might get problems with the company you work for. (I assume it is a company, if you did someone a favor ok but then what was the tip for?!)


if that's not a concern then try it worse can happen is she says "no". (and calls the company, but that's too far fetched)

	01-06-2005 01:12									#105
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Japher is even better

quote: You have her address... Deliver her some flowers, not you personally if you can help it, because that would be creepy.

maybe include your phonenumber too.

	01-06-2005 01:27									#106
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"and I don't hate girls (despite them tormenting me when I was in jr. high), I don't know why people think that. In fact my problem is I love women too much. I place too much importance on being with a woman. I should be happy being single."

I know exactly what you mean.

	01-06-2005 01:31									#107
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quote: Now, I have her phone number - will the 'flower delivery dude' calling her be too creepy?

It's called stalking and it's illegal, and creepy and evil to boot.

	01-06-2005 01:45									#108
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now apart from that "illegal" thing I don't think anything else should put you off

	01-06-2005 01:50									#109
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What you need to do is try and find ways to meet her without it seeming creepy or stalky. I suggest you follow her closely for a few days, go through her trash and so on, so you can find out a way for the two of you to bump into each other entirely innocent.

	01-06-2005 01:52									#111
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quote: What you need to do is try and find ways to meet her without it seeming creepy or stalky

Have you seen his pic? That's just not an option.

Az should just join a monastery.

	01-06-2005 01:54									#112
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the only thing he's got to be careful about is not bumping in to her. she'll be demolished.

	01-06-2005 02:01									#113
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Ah, yes. If Az is a bit of a munster then she might think get annoyed by the stalking. Gibsie's tip: blind girls

	01-06-2005 02:05									#114
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wouldn't she hear the stalking? better stick with blind and deaf girls.

	01-06-2005 02:08									#115
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quote: the only thing he's got to be careful about is not bumping in to her. she'll be demolished.

He's a bonny big lad, he is.

	01-06-2005 02:13									#116
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chicks dig tall guys

	01-06-2005 02:14									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident wouldn't she hear the stalking? better stick with blind and deaf girls.

Since this is Az we're talking about... what's the word for a girl with no sense of smell?

	01-06-2005 02:16									#118
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the way you're going, it's better if he dated the plant

	01-06-2005 02:16									#119
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speaking of tall guys, what's with these 7 foot guys going out with 4 foot 10 inch women? Save he short women for us short guys dammit!! . What advantage is dating with such a height difference. And I know what you are thinking. But she's still too tall to be strategically placed in that area. You'd have to date a midget.

	01-06-2005 02:17									#120
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