01-06-2005 02:21									#121
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I have this insatiable urge to threadjack this thread.

	01-06-2005 02:23									#122
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If it's insatiable then ok.

	01-06-2005 02:24									#123
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perhaps compulsive is a bettter word.

	01-06-2005 02:26									#124
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compulsive is good

	01-06-2005 02:26									#125
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Now, you guys leave Az alone!!! Any woman would consider herself lucky to be stalked by him.

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	01-06-2005 02:38									#126
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janeeshm - girls also perform that reaction when talking to a geek. they seek for a way to get away from them!

	01-06-2005 02:48									#127
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

the spice girls won't be performing. I was so happy when they re-united.

	01-06-2005 02:52									#128
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Be strong.

	01-06-2005 03:06									#129
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NO this is PERFECT!

You can 'deliver' yourself to her. Make those papers you have with the address and if they have to sign for something. Them put it on yourself. You can even get into some kind of easy-to-strip overalls, and WHAM get naked and have the paper hanging from a string that is tied into your gzat...

If you don't want to be the ultimate perv, you can do it using some cheesy things. Deliver yourself anyway.

	01-06-2005 03:08									#130
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Pekka is single...

	01-06-2005 03:10									#132
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I still think sending her flowers (someone else delivering) with an explination of who you are and your number would be the best way to go, Az.

	01-06-2005 03:12									#133
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It would be funny though if you'd do it in their lobby, and you'd think no one else was in the house, and her dad would come out of the bathroom or something, right next to you, with your willie out and something hanging from it. There would be a moment of silence and utter disbelief. You'd quickly jump into the overall and make a run for it, and he'd come after you with a gun, trying to shoot, and this crazy fast harmonica would start playing in the backround and then he'd shout hebrew to you adn you'd do that too, jump over small obstacles and fall and stumble on everything. It would be like a comedy scene.

He wouldn't catch you, and later on you'd get the girl of course, who would be deeply impressed by your brave attempt.

	01-06-2005 03:14									#134
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Ah, Pekka is on to something. You can pull the "run in". Just hang out in her lobby and if she sees you just tell her your here to see someone else.

Just don't bring Art Vandalay with you

	01-06-2005 03:14									#135
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quote: Originally posted by Japher I still think sending her flowers (someone else delivering) with an explination of who you are and your number would be the best way to go, Az.

	01-06-2005 03:15									#136
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"Ok I'm sorry.. but I still can't leave until you sign it... "

	01-06-2005 03:16									#137
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"I'm calling the police"

	01-06-2005 03:17									#138
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*holds the cut wire of the phone

	01-06-2005 03:20									#139
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Now you've broken phone co. regs too.

	01-06-2005 03:23									#140
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I guess it's useless to deny that there is now no way Az won't get the girl... unless she's a fast runner!

	01-06-2005 03:49									#141
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident one thing I forgot to mention in the original post was a few other incidents. Just the other night some girls in a car were trying to get my attention. I was driving by and they were yelling something. And then when they were behind me they kept flashing their lights. I thought something was wrong with my car (you know how people flash their lights at you when your lights aren't working). I'm not sure what they wanted. I figured they might want to kill me, so I didn't bother talking to them. I had this happen before. A girl asked me to roll down my window. I actually talked with them a bit. But it's kind of awkward to talk to women across a busy roadway. We were at a stoplight, but that didn't make things any easier. I figured they were just ****ing with me. Like girls who would come up to me and pretend to be interested in me when I was in jr. high school. They do it just for laughs and to tease me. and I don't hate girls (despite them tormenting me when I was in jr. high), I don't know why people think that. In fact my problem is I love women too much. I place too much importance on being with a woman. I should be happy being single.

I think we're hitting the crux of the issue here Diss, and sounds remarkably parallel to mine. I am very nervous about this kind of stuff, the time elapsed has made it more difficult too. But if any woman seems overtly outgoing towards me like that, subconsciously I just think they are taking the piss out of me. Dunno why, I just don't have an ounce of confidence about these matters.

	01-06-2005 03:52									#142
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Ok if you fancy them , ask quickly something like if they want to do something or are they just talkign to you.

If they want to do something, and then fool you and laugh at you, that's just unnecessary cruel so return the fire and punch them in their bellies.

	01-06-2005 03:53									#143
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"But if any woman seems overtly outgoing towards me like that, subconsciously I just think they are taking the piss out of me. Dunno why, I just don't have an ounce of confidence about these matters."

*coughphilippinescough*

	01-06-2005 03:54									#144
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*coughmailordercough*

	01-06-2005 03:56									#145
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*cough****youcough*

	01-06-2005 03:56									#146
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In Japan, they pay by the pound.

	01-06-2005 03:56									#147
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It is more an issue with me than the world around that. I acknowledge that and thus don't talk about it any more, but it is interesting to see someone else with similar problems...

	01-06-2005 03:58									#148
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"It is more an issue with me than the world around that. I acknowledge that and thus don't talk about it any more, but it is interesting to see someone else with similar problems..."

*hackphilippinescoughphilippinesyopalphilippinesbl
ahphilippinesduhphilippinescough*

	01-06-2005 03:59									#149
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I have the complete opposite problem; I think all girls want me, and if they don't they are just saying that to make their inferior SOs feel better.

	01-06-2005 03:59									#150
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I'd take something for that cough Lancer