01-06-2005 10:09									#181
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Yeah, sure. I always do that with ex-russians. Gets me bigger tips.

Btw, I am only angry that I went to bed early and missed all the useful advice. Thanks, everyone! (esp. you, Gibsie )

	01-06-2005 10:59									#182
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quote: Most women I know would be really moved if a guy still has feeling for her after 20 years and is still waiting for her.

Your English is wanting here UR – surely you mean that she would "really move" if a guy was like that.

	01-06-2005 11:01									#183
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Hmm.

Ways that girls I was not involved with have told me they were interested in me:

1) Grabbed me and kissed me in a park
2) Told me that I was "the sexiest man I've ever met"
3) Told me (while dancing with her in a club) that "I want to **** you"
4) Took a nap while sitting beside me on a sofa...by putting her head in my lap
5) Asked me: "have you been working out?"
6) Sent the following message home with my roommate: "Damn, you look hot"
7) Asked me which "Sailor Moon" character I'd like to see her having lesbian sex with (this was 7-8 years ago). The answer (after she showed me drawings of each of them) was "Sailor Jupiter"
8) Told me that she thought I was an "eccentric genius; just the type of man I like"
9) Told me that I look like an angel when I sleep (while sleeping in a hotel room on a trip)
10) Gave me a massage, then told me she wanted to massage me nude. Her boyfriend was watching this, but was too much of a ***** to stand up for himself.
11) Asked me to walk her home late one night, then asked me to spend the night
12) Tried to punch me in the head over and over again, then asked me to spend the night

	01-06-2005 11:04									#184
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KH is more full of crap than a prison long drop.

	01-06-2005 11:04									#185
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Oh...forgot the time a girl my friend was trying to hook up with (they were both Jewish) told me that "she found goys much sexier than Jews" while rubbing my chest. That was disturbing on a number of levels.

Ran away from her...

	01-06-2005 11:05									#186
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You need to write a book on that Krazyhorse.

	01-06-2005 11:07									#187
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon KH is more full of crap than a prison long drop.

Sweetheart, I can get verification on three of the above from my current girlfriend/fiancée...



I'll leave it up to your imagination to decide which three...

I've always been clueless when it comes to women. Luckily they come on strong to me when I'm too stupid to respond to the more subtle advances.

	01-06-2005 11:12									#188
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You've also claimed to be a genius. That was also rather hilarious.

	01-06-2005 11:17									#189
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I've never claimed to be a genius on this site as far as I know. I mentioned that a girl has called me that in order to hit on me. More than one, actually.

If you want to discuss reality, according to the "technical" definiton I am, but that's pretty standard in physics.

I'm sitting at about 4+ sigma according to any serious attempt at measurement you care to provide. It's a pretty useless measurement though. I have much more respect for accomplishment than for masturbatory measurements of something as vaguely defined as "intelligence".

IOW, Marilyn vos Savant can suck my balls. She's a useless **** who's scored extremely highly on a useless test...

	01-06-2005 11:20									#190
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blech. your agathonness just sobered me up

you killed the decent buzz i had going.

	01-06-2005 11:25									#191
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quote: If you want to discuss reality, according to the "technical" definiton I am, but that's pretty standard in physics.

Which shows how useless the technical definition is.

	01-06-2005 11:27									#192
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Isn't that what i just said?

	01-06-2005 11:33									#193
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Probably, it's half past two and I'm having trouble seeing.

The demon drink, you see...

	01-06-2005 11:34									#194
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Oh, aslo forgot the girl that read me a poem (in French) about ****ing.

	01-06-2005 11:35									#195
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She was a stuck up biznatch. But I should have gone with her. That would make 3 girls whose seals I've cracked...

	01-06-2005 11:36									#196
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But did a Goth ever bite you on the ass like a pit bull terrier? I know a guy that happened to.

	01-06-2005 11:37									#197
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I've only had 2 gay guys come on to me.

One of them was a really tall fat dude. The other was a really short Filipino dude.

	01-06-2005 11:38									#198
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Do you class yourself as rough trade?

That Sigma society seems easy to get into (the base one anyway). All you need to be is a philosophy student doing a doctorate.

Although I'm well past their GRE requirement.

	01-06-2005 11:40									#199
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Ways that girls I was not involved with have told me they were interested in me:

My experience isn't that extreme

1. Ran her feet up and down my legs
2. Squeezed herself - and her ample frontal lobes - tightly up against me
3. Grabbed my hands
4. Ran her hands up and down my thighs
5. Asked me to fix her computer, then open the door wearing see-thru nightie with black underwear underneath
6. Dragged me into her room while she just came out from the shower, with just a towel wrapped around her body
7. Played pillow fight in the dark, than claimed I stuck a thumb up her arse
8. Dropped by during Thanksgiving, when almost nobody else was around and said she would like to keep me company

Women

	01-06-2005 11:41									#200
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quote: 5. Asked me to fix her computer, then open the door wearing see-thru nightie with black underwear underneath

Tell the truth UR. That was a movie you saw.

	01-06-2005 11:42									#201
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WTF?

What sigma society?

I'm talking about standard deviations, son.

According to any serious IQ test the population is redistributed from raw score to provide a Gaussian (normal) distribuition. Generally the mean is placed at 100 with a standard deviation of either 15 or 16 points (depending on the test)

Silly philosopher.

	01-06-2005 11:43									#202
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I'm assuming that this sigma society is some sort of high-IQ circle jerk. In other words, the exact sort of thing I'd never join.

	01-06-2005 11:46									#203
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gaussian distribution: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/GaussianFunction.html

error function: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Erf.html

	01-06-2005 11:46									#204
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I googled sigma IV or whatever it was you said, because I'd never heard of it. This was the first hit.

http://paginas.terra.com.br/educaca.../members_e.html

You can join the society if you are a "Doctor or doctoral student of Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Computer Science, Mechatronics or Astrophysics."

I know complete doofuses who are nowhere near the top 2% of the population who qualify in most of those categories.

WTF is Mechatronics?

	01-06-2005 11:57									#205
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Top two percent is barely 2 sigma

3 sigma is about top 0.1%

4 sigma is about top 0.03%

5 sigma is about top 0.0001% (one is a million)

Again, I have very little faith in the value of testing, especially at anything above 2.5 sigma or so (the generally accepted "genius" level)

It's an idiotic measurement. People whose highest achivement is their IQ score are generally fairly pathetic.

	01-06-2005 12:00									#206
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quote: Top two percent is barely 2 sigma

That's what the site I linked to said. But it doesn't give any measures other than their own tests for being counted above number II.

quote: It's an idiotic measurement. People whose highest achivement is their IQ score are generally fairly pathetic.

Like that Mensa guy in the States who poisoned his neighbours.

	01-06-2005 12:05									#207
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I googled sigma IV or whatever it was you said, because I'd never heard of it. This was the first hit.

Sigma is standard deviation.

	01-06-2005 12:06									#208
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon quote: 5. Asked me to fix her computer, then open the door wearing see-thru nightie with black underwear underneath Tell the truth UR. That was a movie you saw.

Reality is stanger than fiction

	01-06-2005 12:06									#209
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sigma 0 for agathon after that move

	01-06-2005 12:07									#210
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Sigma 0? I guess that's dead average?