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paddy, could you put this information in a place which could be easily viewed? We may add the consuls later when we meet the civs and appoint the people
# -- Team -- Civ ------- Colour --------------- Send Save To
1 --- CDZ -- Iroquois --- French Pink ---------- ISDG (:AT:) civ3duelzone (:DOT:) com
2 --- BAT --- India ------ Japanese Crimson -- isdg (:AT:) civfr (:DOT:) com
3 --- CGN -- Celts ------ Persian Teal --------- cgnc3cidgteam (:AT:) miccofl (:DOT:) net
4 --- CBR --- Dutch ----- Aztec Green --------- jdd (:AT:) civbrasil (:DOT:) com
5 --- ACS --- Sumeria -- Korean Purple ------- apolyton-c3c (:AT:) rockbandit (:DOT:) net
6 --- PAL --- Maya ------ Zulu Black ------------ alan (:DOT:) hyland (:AT:) tesco (:DOT:) net AND ptaguildmaster (:AT:) aol (:DOT:) com
Sorry ormuzd - just noticed the horrible eyesore that the smilies made of your email list, so I disabled them for the post. Hope you don't mind. :D
--Mr Whenever I've the Ability (to check in)
Last edited by MrWhereItsAt on 19-07-2005 at 09:57
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added password to the top post
if someone feels this is insecure, feel free to remove it
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Paddy the Scot
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Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:24
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GATES vs. General Motors
This is one joke (soooo true though) that all of us will
appreciate. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and
affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press
release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft,
we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would
have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.
You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of
the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows
before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would
cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case
you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but
would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights
would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An
Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock
you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted
the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls
would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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